You Know You Live in Virginia When.....
5- The term "Biscuits and Gravy" does not refer to a Thanksgiving side dish!
4- You go to a "Yard Sell" to buy a "Playpin"
3- You go buy produce at the local supermarket only to find the employees smoking. In the store. Right next to the food you want to purchase.
2- You order lemonade at a restaurant and are given a lemon and some sugar with your water to make your own.
1- School kids get a SNOW DAY with only a chance of snow in the weather forecast.